For a less scholarly (ha I know) posting for today, here is a little something I cooked up tonight in preparation for this weekend...also in response to some terrible quiz I took today that told me I was a grape...........

In post-911 America one can never be too sure about the person with whom they are about to share a picnic lunch and so it is crucial to establish a secure understanding of your picnic partner before you engage in said activities. You don't want to be the one saying "hey buddy boy, you stole my picanic basket".No, no you don't. So lets begin the "so you think you want to go on a picnic with me" quiz.

1- If on this alleged picnic one were to encounter a bear, or a marmot or another creature of the non-civilized world what would one do?

a- run and scream........for help of course
b- run and scream........in pursuit of the animal of course
c- play dead

2- If over the course of the picnic the camera stopped working what would you do?

a- run and scream.........I mean fix it
b- quickly prepare a painting of the kodak moment for posterity
c- quickly pick a fight thus destroying the kodak moment and any cause for a camera

3- During the course of the wonderful afternoon your date talks incessantly about her family, specifically her brothers, what do you do?

a- run and scream until she stops and pays you the attention you goshdarn deserve
b- quickly kill off her existing family so she can pay you the attention you goshdarn deserve
c- realize she is nervous and an open person and offer her more iced tea.

4- It's the end of the date and after deciding that you couldn't have found a better way to spend your saturday you hop on your bicycle only to find that her bike tire is flat. What do you do?

a- You do your best arnold schwartzenegger impersonation and tell the tire you're going to "pump you up".
b- You ride off into the sunset, she'll be fine until the wolves come
c- You calm the dreadfully upset and embarrassed girl and patch the tire using grass.


SCORES:
1 (a=3), (b=2), (c=1)
2 (a=2), (b=3), (c=1)
3 (a=2),(b=1),(c=3)
4 (a=2),(b=1),(c=3)

4-6
You are a Fozzie Bear maybe dating isn't a good idea after all.

7-9
You Are Rowlf we can still date but I'm keeping my eye on you

10-12
You are Kermit lets picnic