ever spend a few hours watching someone living an exciting life and then proceed to go home to your quiet room and think about how you're real and things must therefore be kooler for you than they were in that movie for that fake guy.

do you ever think about all the people in your life and wish that the ones you didnt like would just take a cruise on the titanic, and the ones you do would all realize how much they really like each other?

the IRS released president bush's tax return.
not surprisingly, under "dependents" he listed:
Iraq.

sigh conan, you get 'em every time.